Meeeting Number 673 of the
Syndicate for International Domination
Officers presiding:
Schloss, H. President of Southern Affairs
Jernudd, Sigrid. Ambassador to the Northern Climes
Aronson, R. Admiral of the High Seas and Marine Life
Zestar-Postrk, J. Director of Pyramid Schemes and Clubbing Baby Seals. [in absentia]
Meeting called to order.
- Director Postrk in absentia. The Director’s consort will be confiscated for a day.
- Ambassador Jernudd eructating inappropriately for an officer. Fined five minutes of community service.
- President Schloss requested to bring his mother to next meeting.
- Admiral Aronson heard to note that the grapefruit juice tastes of the sweet nectar of Schloss’ defeat.
- Directar Postrk fined five million dollars for absence. Monies collected will go towards the “Buying Sigrid new earmuffs” fund, and also for buying exclusive rights to Daniel Craig, who is a “fine hunk of man meat” (President Schloss).
- The Syndicate is inappropriately shod. Expedite the hostile takeover of the international shoe market. Motion passes, 2-1-1.
- Admiral concerned about proper attire for dinner conference with the delegate from Singapore.
- Future nuptials addressed by the Syndicate. Requirements:
- Syndicate invitations
- Groom for the Ambassador
- White dress (not for the President)
- A state of non-gravidity (applies to all, especially the President)
- Presidential vocabulary in severe need of amendment. (Him need new words real quick.) Despite being from the Southern regions, Schloss is unexcused by the Syndicate. Fined one hour of reading. Mother confiscated.
Meeting adjourned.
